by Oryomai
The cougar is in Vegas, baby! She's down to the final three boys, and she has a series of dates planned (with the possibility of an overnight stay).
Jimmy goes first. They have some sort of car race in which the cougar totally trounces Jimmy. She compares their relationship to the cars (because she's literary scholar) – they're living life in the fast lane and it could crash! Stacey and Jimmy then go to the casino where he shows he can play a mean game of blackjack which is important in any relationship. They have a classy dinner by the pool. Jimmy talks about how he gets butterflies in his stomach when he sees Stacey...aw. They go to a rose covered room where Jimmy tells Stacey that he thinks that they have everything it takes to make it! They then proceed to make out on the pool table – she likes it. Our cougar is a classy lady.
Travis' date is next. Stacey takes him to a a spa to get wraps and massages. Travis gets to paint the seaweed on her back – every man's dream. Our cougar and Travis head into the steam shower. He says he didn't look at everything, but he should have. Travis says that he doesn't want to hop into a serious relationship since he's so young. What the fuck happened? Did you totally want to blow it? Wait...tell her all that Travis. Gimme a call. He figures out that he totally lost his damn mind at lunch, so he plays the piano. Which he does beautifully. Travis apparently has never been in a real relationship before (which isn't surprising since he's a 21 year old, and all men are douchebags). She invites Travis back up to her room! Oh! Our lady has a bed with a mirror above it.
Colt goes last, but he's the most bad ass at the start. They're taking a helicopter to their date. Colt's a bit nervous about being up in the helicopter, but he's keeping it together pretty well. Colt overcomes his fear of heights with Stacey at his side. They then go to dinner in a private dining room. Stacey invites Colt up to her room for dessert. Oh...burn for Jimmy, huh? Colt tells Stacey that he's starting to fall for her. They decide to go to the hot tub...saucy.
Vivica comes over to the house (because, you know, she and the cougar are BFF) to help Stacey figure out her feelings. Stacey is doubting her decisions, and this is going to be really hard for her. I don't think I would describe rooting through a house of boys like a sorostitute looking for her Plan B on the floor as “soul searching.”
Who will she send home? Who has Stacey decided no longer has a shot at love and isn't there for the love of the Cougar? Colt is called first. He's still in the game! Oh! Either Jimmy or Travis is going home at this point. What is this bitch thinking?! Who is she going to send home?! Jimmy is next. Oh...oh...I'm nervous for Jimmy. OOOOH!!!!!!! HE IS STILL IN THE GAME!!!! My baby Travis is out. Everything was going fine for him until his fucking mother showed up. That goddamn Stepford whore got her boy kicked off.
We're down to our final two. She has a beta boy musician and a smoking hot trainer. Next week, the two remaining boys will be meeting Stacey's children (yes! Finally she's going to exploit them!). I'm putting my money on Jimmy...and my phone number somewhere Travis can find it...
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